Wednesday, March 7, 2018

The Myth of Global Warming

by Nass T. Woman

Global warming is defined as a gradual increase in the temperature of the Earth as a result of the Greenhouse Effect. We all know this is made up by the Chinese in order to decrease American manufacturing to remove competition. We must therefore increase manufacturing - we cannot give the Chinese what they want!

But where’s my proof that global warming isn’t real? It’s cold in July! We’ve had record-breaking cold spells this year and we just got over a foot of snow. I can’t believe anyone actually believes in climate change!

But if global warming was real, wouldn’t that be great? Everyone likes warmer weather! I mean it was cold in Texas last time I was there. Where’s global warming when you need it?! Who needs the icy continents anyway? If it’s killing all the polar bears, that’s less danger for us and the penguins.

We are wasting our time, energy, and money cutting back to stop global warming. We need to be focusing on having cleaner air and more guns. America should be a country of liberty and equality, with no restrictions on anyone’s rights.

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